THREE BERRY PRESERVE

itsalreadygone:

Today in French we learned how french speakers text (apparently) and I thought it was fucking hilarious because I’m pretty sure this isn’t the case.

• Keske tu fE?
• Tu vi1 2m1 pr l’anniv’ de Pierre?
• Je V bi1, et twa? (this one especially because why the hell would you put ‘twa’ instead of ‘toi’ like it’s the same amount of letters)
• G vu Amelie, CT super, GT mdr :))!

I do like ‘mdr’ more than ‘lol’, though. I’m going to start using mort de rire when I text. Anyways if one of my French followers happens to see this, I’m really curious to know if you actually text like this.